Keeping a sense of humor!

I thought the following little ditty was funny… and a bit of humor is always a good thing, especially in a world gone mad with trying to protect us against ourselves so much that we not allowed to do so much without jumping through hoops and/or red tape. Anyway… thought I’d share it with you all.

Home Remedies That Really Work

• If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
• Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
• High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
• A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
• If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
• Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer and then you will forget about the tooth ache.
• Finally...be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to hold the vegetables.

I found it on Julie Invercargill’s site, good isn’t it! A little bit of light relief… hey ho back to scrapping!